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18 2007
, 13

There′s absolutely no bubble in technology () 10:31

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Got me a CS degree, honor roll, MIT
Moved to Palo Alto, opportunity knocked
Thought I had the perfect plan, took a job at Webvan
Traded in my twenties for a worthless pile of tech stock.

Suffered through the market crash, lost a giant wad of cash
Pink slips, burger flips, would you like some fries?
Happy days are here again, Larry Page, Sergey Brin
Time to write a business plan, So I can be like those guys!

Here comes another bubble,
its a monster rally all around the valley.

First you need a buzzword, then a second and a third
Pick at least two industries, youll revolutionize.
Find yourself an engineer, feed him pizza, buy him beer
Give him just a fraction of a fraction of the pie.

Need a good domain name, must be cheap, cant be lame
Something cool like flickr, meebo, wikiyou, mahalo, bebo
Telephone without the t, Digg but with a triple g
Make your elevator pitch, code it up and flip the switch!

Here comes another bubble,
the VCs are backing, baby lets get cracking.

Blog blog blog it all, blog it if its big or small.
Blog at the cineplex, blog while youre having sex.
Blog in the locker room, babies blogging in the womb.
Blog even if youre wrong, wont you blog about this song?

Launch party, nicely dressed, whats the point? Sausage fest
Blue shirts, khaki pants, looking like a line of ants.
Need to get a Facebook page, all these guys are half my age
Twenty nine, past my prime, I feel so behind the times.

Here comes another bubble,
in a year we swear, well all be billionaires!

Make yourself a million bucks, partly skill, mostly luck
Now you can afford a down payment on a small house
If you want a bigger one, Hillsborough, Atherton
Better hope the same thing happened to your spouse.

IPO.Lucky you, have your cake and eat it too
Private yacht, party jet, why not buy a matching set?
Build yourself a rocket ship, blast off on an ego trip
Can this really be the end? Back to work you go again.

Here comes another bubble,
and when we are gone this will still go on
and on and on and on and on and on.